10 Signs You Might Be a Hoarder (But We Still Love You)
Are you hanging on to old birthday cards from 1997 “just in case”? Or maybe that box of broken electronics has found a permanent home in your garage? No judgment here—we all have a soft spot for stuff! But if you’re starting to wonder whether your collection of “treasures” is getting out of hand, take this fun quiz to find out if you’re just a sentimental saver or secretly auditioning for a reality show. Ready? Let’s go!
- Your Motto Is “I’ll Use It Someday”
Do you have items you haven’t touched in years, but you’re convinced you’ll need them in the future? Be honest: When was the last time you used that fondue set?
- A. “It’ll come in handy!”
- B. “Wait… where is that fondue set?”
- C. “I’m pretty sure it’s still in the box from 2003…”
- You Have a Junk Drawer—And a Junk Closet—And a Junk Room
One junk drawer is totally normal, but if your “junk” has spread to closets, spare bedrooms, and beyond, you might be in hoarder territory.
- A. “It’s organised chaos!”
- B. “Just a few closets… no big deal.”
- C. “I had to rent a storage unit to hold the overflow.”
- You Can’t Throw Away Old Technology
Still holding on to your first mobile phone or a computer monitor the size of a microwave? Who knows, it might be valuable someday… right?
- A. “Vintage tech is cool!”
- B. “But what if I need it for parts?”
- C. “My attic looks like a RadioShack from 1995.”
- You Have a Hard Time Letting Go of Sentimental Items
We get it—some things hold memories. But do you really need to keep every single drawing your kid made in kindergarten?
- A. “They’re too precious to part with!”
- B. “I’m saving them for their future kids!”
- C. “I built a scrapbook room specifically for this.”
- You Own Clothes That Haven’t Fit in 10 Years
We all have those “just in case I lose/gain weight” outfits. But if your closet is more out-of-date than a fashion museum, it might be time to reconsider.
- A. “It’ll come back in style!”
- B. “I’ll wear it… someday.”
- C. “I still have my 21st birthday dress from 1989.”
- You Save Every Takeout Container
Hey, we’re all for recycling, but if your cupboards are bursting with old takeout containers, it’s time to admit you’re never actually going to use them all.
- A. “They’re perfectly good containers!”
- B. “I could use them for leftovers!”
- C. “I have a drawer just for them.”
- You Get Overwhelmed Just Thinking About Decluttering
Do you start sweating when someone mentions “spring cleaning”? Does the thought of tackling your garage give you heart palpitations?
- A. “I’m just too busy to organise!”
- B. “I’ve been meaning to start… next week.”
- C. “Is ‘cluttered’ a valid home décor style?”
- You Have Collections—Lots of Them
Are you collecting teapots, stamps, vintage magazines, and Cabbage Patch Dolls? A few collections are fine, but if your house is looking more like a museum…
- A. “Collections make me happy!”
- B. “They’re investments!”
- C. “I’ve run out of shelf space, so I started using the floor.”
- You Have Boxes You Haven’t Opened in Years
Do you have mystery boxes in your spare room or garage that haven’t been opened since you moved in? And yet, you still can’t part with them?
- A. “There could be something important in there!”
- B. “I’ll get around to unpacking… eventually.”
- C. “I moved those boxes from my last house and haven’t looked inside.”
- You’ve Considered Renting a Second Storage Unit
If your current storage unit is full to the brim, and you’re thinking about getting a second one, it might be time for an intervention (or at least a garage sale).
- A. “But I need the extra space!”
- B. “It’s just a temporary solution… for the past five years.”
- C. “I already have two storage units.”
Results:
Mostly A’s: Sentimental Saver
You’re attached to your stuff, but it’s not out of control. You might hold onto things a little longer than you should, but you can part with items when it really counts. Maybe it’s time for a light declutter—just think of how great it’ll feel!
Mostly B’s: Accidental Collector
You don’t mean to hoard; it just kind of happens! Your things accumulate slowly, but before you know it, they’ve taken over. Decluttering is your friend—plus, it’ll make room for all the new stuff you’ll inevitably collect.
Mostly C’s: Hoarder-in-Training
Okay, it’s time to face facts. Your stuff is in charge now. We still love you, but it might be time to call in some reinforcements (or at least rent a larger storage unit). Decluttering doesn’t have to be painful, and if you need help, we’ve got plenty of space waiting for you.
Need a little extra room to organise your life? We’ve got you covered. Our self-storage units are the perfect solution for when your stuff has outgrown your home—but remember, we can’t stop you from filling those up too!
